black ppl will break the laws of physics to find ur ass if you owe them money
comin out of nowhere and shit like
“wassup with that $20 I let you borrow tho?”
where the fuck did all my shoelaces go
you’re all fucking idiots
says the one that created this site
reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it
IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST
only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan
Zayn finally reached 9 million followers today
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Hufflepuff: My dorm is near the kitchen.